racing biycles, racing clothes, racing supplements, all of it seems to defy the intended nature of the cycling experience.

The Bikefag writes, “My favorite thing to do in life is go out and ride in the country and the wilderness for hours at a time – but I insist on doing it in white shoes and plastic clothing, on a bright-ass plastic bike with matching tires and brake hoods.  Also, preserve my open spaces!  Also, keep those resources coming so I can continue to have lighter plastic shit!  Also, get off my training roads with your big-ass truck, Earth-raper!  Also, why’s this gas gotta be so expensive?  I gotta drive two hundred miles to get to the races every weekend!”